Friday, May 20, 2011

The Venus of Willendorf's Feet

The Venus of Willendorf has not a foot to stand on.

She never puts her foot her her mouth.

She never gets off on the wrong foot.

She can't be footloose and fancy-free.

She will never foot the bill.

She won't walk a mile in your shoes.

Her foot is never in the door.

She won't jump in with both feet...

...or put her best foot forward.

She doesn't dance as if she had two left feet or like nobody's watching...

...and she doesn't get her feet wet.

But she sure gets around.  etsy and ebay.

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