Friday, February 15, 2013

Happy Happier Happiest Elephants (and a Sad One)













Happy etsy elephants

Happy eBay elephants

And here's a less happy elephant:


It's Hard to Be an Elephant
By: Jack Prelutsky

It's hard to be an elephant,
enormous, broad and tall.
I can't attend the cinema,
the seats are all too small.
It's practically impossible
for me to board a bus,
the tired often flatten,
and the driver makes a fuss.

I'm ushered out of luncheonettes,
the waitresses are rude.
They fume, "We cannot feed you,
for you'll finish all our food."
I'm drawn to the piano,
but I'm daunted when I play,
I tend to be ungainly,
and my ears get in the way.

My trunk is far too powerful,
no sooner do I sneeze
than windows crack and shatter
from the impact of the breeze.
I'm plagued by a peculiar,
purely pachydermal plight -
I find no socks and underwear
that fit precisely right.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day from the Pets


I Made My Dog a Valentine


By Jack Prelutsky
I made my dog a valentine,
she sniffed it very hard,



then chewed on it a little while
and left it in the yard.



I made one for my parakeets,
a pretty paper heart,
they pulled it with their claws and beaks
until it ripped apart.



I made one for my turtle,
all he did was get it wet,



I wonder if a valentine
is wasted on a pet.




etsy Valentines
eBay Valentines













Sunday, February 3, 2013

About Those Ravens...


Everything You Wanted to Know About Ravens 
(But Were Afraid to Ask)
Adapted from eNature




Uneasy is the Birdhead Who Wears the Crown
Inside the Tower of London, a man called the Yeoman Raven Master watches over a flock of all-black birds... and there's been someone there since the 1600s.  Why?  A soothsayer predicted that the British monarchy would fall if the ravens disappeared.
But ravens are a clever bunch and have survived quite nicely without Yeoman Raven Masters.


On the Road Again

Ravens adapt well to different habitats.  In Alaska, when winter raises its wintry head and other animals head for warmer climes, the ravens stay.  Not only do they dine and live comfortably; they breed in sub-zero temperatures.  But it doesn't have to be cold.  In Death Valley, in the middle summer, ravens will hunt and feed on snakes.  They are one of the most widely distributed breeds of birds in the world.


Raven Dining Club
Though ravens are scavengers, and depend on wolves, bears, coyotes, and killer whales to kill their prey, ravens do more than dine on the remains.  Scientists believe that ravens actually help direct predators to prey. And they'll eat anything - from fur seals to french fries - and thrive.


Smarter Than the Average Bear

Ravens are smart. Researchers, such as Bernd Heinrich, found that if a raven is given a dozen crackersm he might use one as a tray, and stack the others on top of it.  They've been known to spear two donuts by pokig their beaks through one hole and grabbing the second.  


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Ravens can mimic human speech as well as parrots.  They have as many as  30 categories of vocalization recorded, which they use for social interaction, sounding alarms, giving chase, and organizing flight. 
They also play.  Juvenile Common Ravens have been seen sliding down snowbanks for fits an giggles.


Ravens vs. Crows
Despite their intelligence, ravens are prey to man.  They are often confused with agriculture pests like crows and wrongly suspected in livestock depredation.  In New England, where they were once a healthy population, they have been locally exterminated and only recently have begun a return to the upper Northeast.


Can you tell the difference??
Ravens are large than crows, with heavier beaks,   The feather tufts at the neck and wedge-shaped tail feathers in flight also differentiate it from a crow. So will its distinctive vocalizations, which include an assortment of low quorks, knocks, and mumbles.

Raven 


Crow





Which bring us to the question... is that a crow or raven on the bracelet?  And that football team?  Ravens, or just crows?

The bracelet, btw, is available on ebay


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Maneki Nekos Meet Punxsutawney Phil


Groundhog Day (Pennsylvania German: Grundsaudaag, Murmeltiertag) is a day celebrated on February 2. According to legend, if it is cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks.  

But suppose one year the groundhogs went on strike?  



What if they demanded better working conditions?


What is they started making demands?


Then it's Maneki Nekos to the rescue!

Yes.  A specially trained team of Maneki Nekos has been trained to take to the burrows.



Trained in underground habitation, they await deployment.  They vow to emerge on February 2nd...



...check for shadows...



... and return to their burrows.

So you can stop worrying.  They've got it under control.

They can be found in my etsy shop.  You might want to stock up.  ;0)

Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Skeleton of Hearts


The skeleton of hearts, he made some tarts,
All on a winter's day.
And then he stole and stole some more
Until he'd a buffet,


The Skeleton of Hearts gave back the tarts;
They filled him with dismay.
"Instead of tarts, some body parts
Would better make my day."


The Skeleton of Hearts set out to start
A harvesting foray.
The first he took... it had to smart,
But soon he found a way...


...To quickly make a heart depart
From its unwilling donor.
And soon the Skeleton of Hearts
Was that new organ's owner.


But one heart just was not enough,
Nor were three hearts or four.
The Skeleton of Hearts kept stealing,
Always wanting more.


Just for now, he's locked up tight;
Your heart is safe today.
But look out for the Skeleton
On heart-filled holiday.

The Skeleton of Hearts is available in my etsy shop.