The Sad Story of Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little bunny Foo Foo

Went hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head

Down came the Good Fairy, and she said

"Little bunny Foo Foo

I don't want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head."

I'll give you 3 chances,

And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...

Little bunny Foo Foo

Went hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head

Down came the Good Fairy, and she said

"Little bunny Foo Foo

I don't want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And 'bopping them on the head."

I'll give you 2 more chances,

And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...

Little bunny Foo Foo

Went hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head

Down came the Good Fairy, and she said

"Little bunny Foo Foo

I don't want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head."

I'll give you 1 more chance,

And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...

Little bunny Foo Foo

Went hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head

Down came the Good Fairy, and she said

"Little bunny Foo Foo

I don't wanna to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And bopping them on the head.

I gave you three chances and you didn't behave so...."

POOF!  She turned him into a Goon.

 And the moral of the story is: 

Hare today, goon tomorrow.

 

Bunny Foo Foo (in Goon and Non-Goon incarnations) is available on etsy, along with all those field mice and good fairies.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cornerstoregoddess

Here Comes Patricia Cottontail

She's hoppin' down the bunny trail.  She also raised the chickens, collected the eggs, and decorated them with organic dyes she created using plants she grew.  What did you expect?  She's a woman.  

Yeah, Peter gets all the credit but really he's off making wagers with the tortoise.  

But you know who's got the eggs.  

Patricia can be found in my eBay store.  Peter's down by the racetrack.

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Runny Babbit and Dungry

~by Shel Silverstein



Runny Babbit, one dine fay,
Was pesting reacefully.



He said, "I squish I was a wirrel
So I could trimb a clee."



Jus then ol' Dungry Hog showed up
With a growl and a park and a bant,



And Runny found he could  trimb clees
(Although most cabbits ran't).



Your own Runny Babbit here.

(But watch out for ol' Dungry Hog).

Runny’s Babbit's Jig Bump

 by Shel Silverstein

Runny be quimble,

Runny be nick,

Runny cump over the jandlestick.

But now—what smells like furning bluff?

Guess he didn’t hump jigh enough.

Runny Babbit is jacticing his prumping here.

Runny Babbit's Rig Bomance

~by Shel Silverstein



"Runny's Rig Bomance"



Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.



He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."



Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"



But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.



You can find a runny babbit or two here.

That Whole Easter Bunny Thing

Let me get this straight.



Easter eggs come from Easter bunnies.



Not chickens.



But they don't necessarily lay the eggs.



That's a job for Easter chickens.



Easter bunnies just deliver the eggs.



But there's a shelf life on eggs.



So the Easter Bunny must get special eggs that don't decompose, and deliver them very quickly.



Otherwise, he is turned to chocolate.  Or hematite.



Okay.  I hope you finally understand.




Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and assorted Easter goodies can be found here and here and here and all along the bunny trail.