"Runny's Rig Bomance"
Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.
He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."
Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"
But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.
You can find a runny babbit or two here.
