Monday, March 31, 2014

The Sad Story of Little Bunny Foo Foo








Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hopping through the forest


Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head


Down came the Good Fairy, and she said


"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you


Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head."

I'll give you 3 chances,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo




Went hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice


And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said


"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you


Scooping up the field mice
And 'bopping them on the head."




I'll give you 2 more chances,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo


Went hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice


And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said


"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you


Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head."


I'll give you 1 more chance,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!"

And the next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo


Went hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice


And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said


"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna to see you
Scooping up the field mice




And bopping them on the head.

I gave you three chances and you didn't behave so...."

POOF!  She turned him into a Goon.




 And the moral of the story is: 

Hare today, goon tomorrow.

 

Bunny Foo Foo (in Goon and Non-Goon incarnations) is available on etsy, along with all those field mice and good fairies.














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