Let me get this straight.
Easter eggs come from Easter bunnies.
But they don't necessarily lay the eggs.
That's a job for Easter chickens.
Easter bunnies just deliver the eggs.
But there's a shelf life on eggs.
So the Easter Bunny must get special eggs that don't decompose, and deliver them very quickly.
Otherwise, he is turned to chocolate. Or hematite.
Okay. I hope you finally understand.
Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and assorted Easter goodies can be found here and here and here and all along the bunny trail.