The Kitties That Groom in the Spring (Tra La)

The kitties that groom in the spring (tra la)
Spend way too much time on the face.

Perhaps it's a strange feline thing, tra la

Avoiding a less sav'ry place.

And that's why they purr and they rub on your leg,

Additional grooming from you-ming they beg,

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The kitties that groom in the spring.

The kitties that groom in the spring (tra la)

You think they'd shed less on your chair.

But no, gobs of fur they all bring, tra la
And most on your butt you will wear.

And that's why, no matter what color you wear

You'll find it entwined with some contrasting hair.

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The kitties that groom in the spring.

The kitties that groom in the spring (tra la)

Wear dreadlocks from cold winter nights.

It's no Rastafarian thing, tra la.

It's more of a long hair cat blight.

And so no Bob Marley and no red red wine

Will do much to make the removal feel fine.

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The kitties that groom in the spring.

The kitties that groom in the spring (tra la)
Barf hairballs on places once clean

One wonders how all that hair fits, tra la

As big as a ripe nectarine.

And that’s why when walking in footsies all bare
Escaping the barf, well, you don’t have a prayer.

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The kitties that groom in the spring.

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