The odd thing about the small owl known as elf--
He eats bugs and critters as big as himself.
He lives out his life in the Desert Sonoran
(Though water fowl rate it as terribly borin').
He hides from attackers in his cactus condo
Because, as an owl, he's not skilled in Tae Kwon Do.
(You can find him here, along with his friends, practicing for his yellow belt.)