Manatees and Mermaids: How to Tell the Difference

Back in 1493, as Italian explorer Christopher Columbus sailed his ships near the Dominican Republic, he saw what he thought were three mermaids.  They were actually manatees, which explains why Columbus wrote that they were "not half as beautiful as they are painted."

Mermaids, the legendary creatures who are half fish/half female, have made their appearance in seafaring cultures dating back to the ancient Greeks.  They are said to have a woman's head and torso.  But instead of legs, they sport a fish tail. 

Here is a handy guide so that, when you see either a manatee or a mermaid, you will be able to tell the difference.

Mermaids are generally seen holding a mirror and comb.

Manatees are never seen holding a mirror and comb, though they might be wearing a barnacle or two.

 The life span of a mermaid is 300 years, after which she turns to sea foam.

The life span of a manatee is 50-60 years.

 In some legends and fairy tales, mermaids can take on a human shape and marry mortal men. 

Manatees are not big on marriage, and prefer to mate with other manatees.

The biggest danger to a mermaid is a handsome prince.

The biggest danger to a manatee is a boat.

A mermaid who marries a prince forever loses her ability to speak and sing.

 

Manatees who meet up with boats also lose their ability to speak and sing.

 

A mermaid is roughly the size and weight of a human.

 

An adult manatee is typically 10-12 feet long and weighs 800 to 1,200 pounds. 

 

 

Mermaids are vegetarians.  They mostly eat seaweed and algae.

Manatees are vegetarians, as well.  Be careful, because at a dinner party you might have trouble determining which is the manatee and which is the mermaid.

 

If you need to do further comparison, stop by my etsy and eBay stores.  You can ask the manatees and mermaids you find there. 

The Little Little Mermaid

by Hans Christian Andersen

and adapted by Cornerstoregoddess

with illustrations by Edmund Dulac

(and earrings by Cornerstoregoddess... of course)

Once upon a time the Little Mermaid dwelt in an underwater kingdom with her father, the Sea King, her grandmother, and her six older sisters.  In the mermaid world, when a mermaid turned 15, she was allowed to swim to the above-water world and finally watch the humans and their places and spaces.  As her sisters grew up, each visited the world above the waves.  And when each sister returned, the Little Mermaid listened to their stories and descriptions, entranced. 

At last the Little Mermaid reached her fifteenth birthday.  When she swam to the surface,  she saw, in the distance, a great ship with a handsome prince standing at its bow.  She fell in love with him instantly, and when a storm hit and the prince fell overboard, she swam to his rescue, saving him from drowning. 

She carried the unconscious prince to the shore, and laid him on the ground near a temple.  Then she waited by his side, until a young girl emerged from the temple.  By the time the prince regained consciousness, the Little Mermaid was gone.  He never saw her face.

When the Little Mermaid returned, she asked her grandmother if humans could live forever... providing, of course, that they did not drown.  Her grandmother explained that, sadly, humans had a far shorter life span than the merfolk, who could live up to 300 years.  Merfolk, her grandmother explained further, turned to sea foam when they died.  Humans, on the other hand, had more options, one of those being heaven. 

The Little Mermaid longed for the Prince, and thought that heaven was preferable to sea foam, so she paid a visit to the Sea Witch.  The Sea Witch was willing to make a deal: a potion to give the Little Mermaid legs, in exchange for her beautiful voice, which was reputed to be the most intoxicating in the world. 

The Sea Witch warned the Little Mermaid: once you become human, you may never again return to the ocean.  The Little Mermaid drank the potion, which felt like a knife cutting through her.  But when she awoke, she had two beautiful legs, and was able to dance better than any human had ever danced.  There were drawbacks, of course.  Her new method of locomotion felt as if she were walking on sharp swords, and her feet bled terribly. 

There was another catch, as it turned out.  The Little Mermaid could only receive a soul if she found true love's kiss AND if the prince fell in love with her AND married her, allowing part of her soul to flow into his.  Failing this, on the dawn of the first day of his marriage to any other woman, the Little Mermaid would die broken-hearted and would dissolve into sea foam.

But luck was on her side.  The Little Mermaid met the prince, who was attracted to her grace and beauty, despite the fact that she could not speak or sing.  He loved to watch her dance, and so dance for him she did, despite her pain. 


When the prince's father ordered his son to marry a neighboring king's daughter, the prince told the Little Mermaid he would not, for he did not love the princess.  He explained that he could only love the young woman from the temple, who he believed saved his life.

But, he added, the Little Mermaid was starting to take a place in his heart... right next to the temple girl.  Unfortunately, it turned out that the princess was, in fact, the temple girl, who had been sent to the temple to be educated. 

The prince proclaimed his love and a wedding was announced.  The prince and princess were married and the Little Mermaid's heart was broken.  She thought of all she had given up, of all the pain she had suffered.  She despaired, knowing her death was nigh.

But before dawn, her sisters crept to the shore and brought the Little Mermaid a knife the Sea Witch had given them in exchange for their long hair. If the Little Mermaid slayed the prince and let his blood drip on her feet, she could once again become a mermaid.  All her suffering would be over, and she could live a long life until she dissolved to sea foam.   Her sisters seemed to think this was a good plan and, with a wave, disappeared beneath the next breaker.

The Little mermaid was less enchanted with the plan.  She could not  kill the prince, who lay sleeping with his bride.  Instead, at dawn, she threw herself into the sea, where her body promptly dissolved into into foam.  But then, instead of the water around her, she felt the warmth of the sun.  She had turned into a spirit, a daughter of the air, and one who might someday go to heaven... or back to the beautiful home with the merfolk who loved her. 

Building a Better Mermaid Through Science... and Comments. CONTEST!

I've been trying to make a mermaid from beads.  This pursuit, I would like to point out, is no more foolish than, say, a mermaid trying to live life on land.

It hasn't been a whole lot more successful, either.  I started a few months ago, and came up with this.

And, while they look kind of like mermaids up close (okay, so I've never been close to a REAL mermaid, but you know what I mean), from a distance of, say 1 foot away, it's hard to tell.

So I tried again, using color, and some large pieces.  You can see this mermaid in the bracelet I made.

But her boobs look like her hips... which is something I try to avoid in daily life.  So this week I got some more beads (yes, I am going to enter a Bead 12 Step Program very soon), and came up with this mermaid:

I really like the articulated tail.  But, as Son Josh pointed out, the crystal at the top (which I matched very nicely, don't you think??) looks like the head, and then the Opalite head becomes the boobs, and, and, and...

Still, the tail is nice.  I like the tail.

So here's the thing.  I am determined to make a cool mermaid.

A bead one.  But clearly I need help and guidance.

So please share your thoughts with me in the Comments section.  At the end of the week (Monday, May 16th at 12:01 AM PDT) Uncle Buck (who has never seen a mermaid) will go to the Comments section and pull two names.  Those two lucky Commentators will each win one of my Work-in-Progress Mermaids (as seen above) and I will try, try again to make a mermaid that looks like a mermaid, whatever a mermaid looks like.  And the winners will get a set of the new mermaids, too, made better through their comments.

So let the comments begin! (For the record, that's not a mermaid Uncle Buck is wrestling.  It's a bizarre indestructible dog toy I got on sale at drugstore.com because, really, who buys dog toys at drugstore.com??)

Oh, Myth! Yeth?

THE MERMAID

by Ogden Nash

Say not the mermaid is a myth,

I knew one once named Mrs. Smith.

She stood while playing cards or knitting;

Mermaids are not equipped for sitting.

Mermaids are not sitting here.