Fifteen Things You Probably Didn't Know About the Ocean

Children Writing About the Ocean. 

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7) 

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily 
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6) 

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6) 

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6) 

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8) 

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7) 

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6) 

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

Some beadie thoughts on the ocean can be found on etsy.

Whither Watches the Whales?

The killer whale, known as the Orca's

Not found off the shores of Majorca's.

While suffering from some insumnia

 

Watch one whilst in British Columbia.

You can also find some here.

Why the Whale Warbles

The humpback male whale sings a song



That's 10 to 20 minutes long.



We're not too sure of why he sings...



Perhaps for the fe-whales it brings.



For whale charms and amazing things.

Darling it's Better Down Where it's Wetter

A BEADtual trip under the sea right here.

Tale of the Green Whale

You've heard of the Blue Whale, the Humpback, the Orca,
And those tiny whales off the coast of Majorca.



The Pilot, the Pygmy, the Beaked, the Beluga,
The Gray and the Sperm and less-know Strap-Toothed-a.



But out of the whales (with baleens and without)
You never once met the Green Whale, I've no doubt.



A wonderful creature, the whale who is green
For he has the power to make oceans clean.



He purifies seas with a slap of his fin,
Neutralizes pollutants that people dump in.



He makes special reefs for all the ocean fishes
And creates kelp forests with splashes and splishes.



He banishes oil; he can un-do red tide.
How does he do it?  Well... that's classified.



Alas, the Green Whales lives in imagination
But if he were real, there'd be cause for elation.



Yes, if he existed, how great it would be
For all of the creatures who live in the sea.

Your own Green Whale can be found here.