Saturday, November 6, 2010
Kitty's List for Santa
I have been a good cat this year. I only torment the dog when he deserves it. I always fluff the roll of toilet paper in the morning. And I always go close to the litter box when I have to go. Please bring me:
a bale of catnip (preferably organic)
three mousies to chase
five dead mousies to leave on pillows
gift certificate for a sushi meal
a case of cat food in little cans with only the gravy and none of that yucky stuff underneath
a brown paper shopping bag (life hasn't been the same since we went to reusable bags)
a dog's tail, without the dog attached
a bowl shaped like a toilet for my drinking water
I promise to leave you a bowl of milk and some liver treats when you come.
Fluffy Muffin's bracelet can be found here.