The Return of Little Miss Muffet

(an updated version)

Little Ms. Muffet sat by the buffet
Eating tofu and Activia.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And said, "That's not how you pronounce buffet.  Look it up in your encyclopedia!

Ms. Muffet's spider can be found here.  Really.  Just check your encyclopedia.

Lavender's Blue, Dilly Dilly

Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are King, dilly dilly,
I shall be Queen

Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so

Call up your friends, dilly, dilly
Set them to work
Some to the plow, dilly dilly,
Some to the fork

Some to the hay, dilly dilly,
Some to thresh corn
Whilst you and I, dilly dilly,
Keep ourselves warm

Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are King, dilly dilly,
I shall be Queen

Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so

Here's the dilly dilly bracelet.