13. Black is very slimming.
Hold your black cat next to you and it takes away 10 pounds.
12. A black cat is a perfect companion for a rousing game of Hide and Seek.
11. A black cat can help you celebrate your inner Goth.

10. You'll save $$ on their Halloween costumes.
Hold your black cat next to you and it takes away 10 pounds.
12. A black cat is a perfect companion for a rousing game of Hide and Seek.
11. A black cat can help you celebrate your inner Goth.

10. You'll save $$ on their Halloween costumes.
9. You can always find black cats in the snow.
6. A lint brush isn't required for a black-tie affair.
3. Hey, they don't care what color your hair is!
2. Love knows no color.

And the number one reason to adopt a black cat...
1. Black cats are the least likely to be adopted.

Black Cat Eyeglass Lanyard up for auction on eBay.
Proceeds will be used to buy cat fud.
My cats thank you.
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