Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Black Cat Perspective

There's standard wisdom about what one should do when a black cat crosses one's path, in order to bring good luck.

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You should stop and greet the cat in a friendly way. Then you should pet the cat three times, while saying:

Black cat, cross my path
Good fortune bring to hearth and home
When I am away from home
Bring me luck wherever I roam.

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The black cat lobby got together and came up with the Top Ten List of things humans should do if they really want good luck.

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10. What's with the bell around my neck? Is that like those ankle weights you bought and then shoved into the back of your closet?

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9. Knock it off with the cat toys already. Why would we need stuffed little mice with feathers? The real ones are a lot livelier.

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8. Stop shrieking when we bring in a mouse and bite its head off. That's our job. Your noise bothers our Zen state.

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7. Stop putting away the paper grocery bags when you've put away the groceries. Those are for us.

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6. Stop using my porcelain water bowl for your own human needs. I drink out of that thing!

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5. That carrier you use when you take one of us to the vet? Excuse me, but could you find one in a better color? Maybe something to match my eyes?

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4. Yes, the food really does taste better off your plate. Learn to live with it.

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3. I put fur on your clothing as a gift. Stop buying silly tools to remove it.

2. Scratching post vs. sofa? Do you really need to ask? The sofa feels MUCH better.

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And the #1 thing humans should know in order to receive luck from black cats...

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1. Bring tuna. Lots of tuna. Sashimi grade is best.

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Black cat jewelry can be found here.

Black cat wisdom?  You just read it.

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