Here Comes Santa Kitty

Here comes Santa Kitty,

Here comes Santa Kitty

Right down Kitty Cat Lane,

Fluffy, Smokey, Spots and Tiger

Pulling on the reins.

Cats are yowling, dogs are howling

All is merry and bright

So get set to roll in the catnip.

Santa Kitty's coming tonight.

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Cat Thought

 

 

The cat comes into the room.

 

 

 

I put the cat out.

 

 

 

The cat comes in again.

 

 

(Robert Frost)

 

 

a whole lotta cats that will want to be put out can be found here (Litterbox and kibble not required

Love Among the Moons

The Mirror, the Cat, and the Moon Love Spell

On May Eve, coax your cat to go with you to a pond or a rushing stream, and take with you a mirror, a man's silk handkerchief, and a white candle with some tinder to light it.


When you reach the water's edge, light the candle, hold it up to the moon, and intone this rune:

Lovely Freya, Queen of the Moon
Bring my true love to me by the month of June.

As the moon rises, call puss and let her study her wide-eyed face in the mirror for a little while. Then turn your back to the water and hold the mirror aloft so that it reflects the moon, and also her reflection on the water. Place the silk handkerchief over your face and count the number of moons which appear in the mirror. If there are but two, a twelvemonth must pass before you are wed, but if there are more, their number represents the months which must pass before you are wed.

If your cat is strong in magick, your true love's face will appear in the mirror, as still as the reflection of the moon, just for an instant.


More cat magic


More magical cat earrings


Moon mirror by www.terraplume.ca

Kitty Sings the Blues

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his tail.

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his his tail.

When I catch that mousie

He'll have gone all stale.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

I would bear his kittens

But my fixin's fully paid.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

That's why I snub kibble

And that's why I'm feelin' blue.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Stupid dog just ate it

And that's why I meow this song.

Had some kitty liter but my mama done changed brands.

Had some kitty littler but my mama done changed brands.

So I peed the sofa.

My mistake's on Mama's hands.

Lotsa kitty earrings.

What Black Cats Would Say If They Cared to Speak

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." -- Groucho Marx



"Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat." -- Chinese Proverb




"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." -- Robert A. Heinlein



"Sometimes it happens that a black cat lets you pass in front of it." -- Author Unknown



"When the tea is brought at five o'clock
And all the neat curtains are drawn with care,
The little black cat with bright green eyes
Is suddenly purring there" -- Harold Monro



"Forecasting future events is often like searching for a black cat in an unlit room, that may not even be there." -- Steve Davidson



"Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack" - Folk Saying



"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." -- H. L. Mencken



"Black cats can be found here."  -- Cornerstoregoddess