Showing posts with label lucky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lucky. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

What Black Cats Would Say If They Cared to Speak

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." -- Groucho Marx

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"Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat." -- Chinese Proverb


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"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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"Sometimes it happens that a black cat lets you pass in front of it." -- Author Unknown

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"When the tea is brought at five o'clock
And all the neat curtains are drawn with care,
The little black cat with bright green eyes
Is suddenly purring there" -- Harold Monro

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"Forecasting future events is often like searching for a black cat in an unlit room, that may not even be there." -- Steve Davidson

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"Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack" - Folk Saying

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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." -- H. L. Mencken

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"Black cats can be found here."  -- Cornerstoregoddess

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Superstitious Aloysius

A little fun from Shel Silverstein... and an eyeglass chain for those who know how lucky black cats are.

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If you are superstitious you'll never step on cracks.
When you see a ladder you will never walk beneath it.
And if you ever spill some salt you'll thrown some 'cross your back,
And carry' round a rabbit's foot just in case you need it.

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You'll pick up any pin that you find lying on the ground,
And never, never, ever throw your hat upon the bed,
Or open an umbrella when you are in the house.
You'll bite your tongue each time you say
A thing you shouldn't have said.



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You'll hold your breath and cross your fingers
Walkin' by a graveyard,
And number thirteen's never gonna do you any good.

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Black cats will all look vicious, if you're superstitious,
But I'm not superstitious (knock on wood).

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Monday, May 31, 2010

Black Kitty Learns Manners

This little kitty tried catnip.

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This little kitty tried smelt.

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But he wanted more and more
So he hunted on the African veldt.

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This little kitty stalked mousies.


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This little kitty watched peepers.

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This kitty's under arrest de housies

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And can't be the black kitty grim reaper.

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These newly-well behaved black kitties are right here.