Cat Thought

 

 

The cat comes into the room.

 

 

 

I put the cat out.

 

 

 

The cat comes in again.

 

 

(Robert Frost)

 

 

a whole lotta cats that will want to be put out can be found here (Litterbox and kibble not required

Watch Out for Flying Cats

If birds could pounce

And cats could fly

How crazy it would be.

We'd call the fire department

When our bird went up a tree.

We'd bell the bird

And salt the the tail

Of any passing cat

Who was in need of catching

While the birdies stalked a rat.

We'd feed the worms to pussy gato,

Tuna to the tweeter.

There's be nests of fur and then

No birdie'd need a heater.

Kitty cats would turn their heads

To watch us with one eye.

And let's not even think how cats

Would pelt us from the sky.

These sky blue kitties are in my etsy shop.

Kitty Sings the Blues

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his tail.

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his his tail.

When I catch that mousie

He'll have gone all stale.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

I would bear his kittens

But my fixin's fully paid.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

That's why I snub kibble

And that's why I'm feelin' blue.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Stupid dog just ate it

And that's why I meow this song.

Had some kitty liter but my mama done changed brands.

Had some kitty littler but my mama done changed brands.

So I peed the sofa.

My mistake's on Mama's hands.

Lotsa kitty earrings.

Famous Gray Cats in History

In the beginning, there was Bastet, protector goddesss of lower Egypt.

Then came assorted grimalkins...

...and graymalkins...

...Scottish faery cats who dwelt in the highlands, and cats who were witch's familiars.

There was Theodore Roosevelt's six-toed gray cat,

legendary gray cats in games,

and legendary Disney cats whose images will not be shown for fear of copyright infringement.

To honor those cats, we have the Great Gray Cats in History bracelet...

...and earrings.

Dracula thanks you for your kind attention and now wishes to remain in seclusion.

Bracelet and earrings can be found here. (Dracula can be found in the closet.)