This Dog Could Be Trained to Eat Your Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

by Kenn Nesbitt

My dog ate my homework. That mischievous pup got hold of my homework and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It's gonna be late. I guess that the teacher will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. I shouldn't have mixed it with food in his bowl. Dogs to eat your homework on eBay Dogs to eat your homework on etsy

Here Comes Santa Pup

Here comes Santa Pup,
Here comes Santa Pup,

Right down Santa Pup Lane.
Rover, Buddy,
Spot and Tubby
Tugging at the reins.  

Cats are meowling, dogs are howling,
All is merry and bright,
So hang your stocking and say your prayers
'Cause Santa Pup's coming tonight.

Here comes Santa Pup,
Here comes Santa Pup,

Right down Santa Pup Lane.
He's got a bag that's full of chew toys
For the dogs again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
All is merry and bright.
So let your dog hang up his stocking

'Cause Santa Pup's coming tonight.

Get your own Santa Pup right here.

English Bull Terriers on an Atypically Worldess Thursday

 Hugo the English Bull Terrier courtesy of Adam Photography

Earrings available here.

Pound Puppies and Rescue Mutts and Lampwork Woofs

My Dog May Be a Genius

by Jack Prelusky

My dog may be a genius,
and in fact there’s little doubt.

He recognizes many words,
unless I spell them out.

If I so much as whisper “walk,”
he hurries off at once

to fetch his leash…it’s evident
my dog is not a dunce.

I can’t say “food” in front of him,
I spell f-o-o-d,

and he goes wild unless I spell
his t-r-e-a-t.

But recently this tactic
isn’t working out too well.

I think my d-o-g has learned
to s-p-e-l-l.

This bracelet of merry mutts and pound puppies can be found on etsy.