This Dog Could Be Trained to Eat Your Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

by Kenn Nesbitt

My dog ate my homework. That mischievous pup got hold of my homework and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It's gonna be late. I guess that the teacher will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. I shouldn't have mixed it with food in his bowl. Dogs to eat your homework on eBay Dogs to eat your homework on etsy

Pound Puppies and Rescue Mutts and Lampwork Woofs

My Dog May Be a Genius

by Jack Prelusky

My dog may be a genius,
and in fact there’s little doubt.

He recognizes many words,
unless I spell them out.

If I so much as whisper “walk,”
he hurries off at once

to fetch his leash…it’s evident
my dog is not a dunce.

I can’t say “food” in front of him,
I spell f-o-o-d,

and he goes wild unless I spell
his t-r-e-a-t.

But recently this tactic
isn’t working out too well.

I think my d-o-g has learned
to s-p-e-l-l.

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I Think I'll Call Him "Spot"

I found a fine Dalmatian
Wandering by the railroad station
But he led me to frustation
When I asked his derivation.



Was he white with black spot-ation,
Or a study in gradation
From his black to his gray-ation
Then to white on his fur-ation?



(Object of my consternation)