"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown
"All children left unattended will be given a free kitten." --Sign in a veterinarian's office
"Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use." --Mark Twain
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish." --James Gorman
"You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'" --Unknown
"Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet." --Anonymous
