Showing posts with label economic recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label economic recession. Show all posts

Saturday, September 4, 2010

A Salute to Orange

To be sung to the tune of "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things"

Ginger cats, goldfish, bonfires, and mangoes


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Sunsets and cheddar, Tigger dancing tangoes,


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Clementines, tangerines, nectarines, too


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These are some things that are orange, not blue.


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Oranges, cantaloupes, clownfish, tangelos


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Nasturtiums, cheddar cheese, quivering jellos


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Marigolds, poppies, and that butterfly


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It's called a viceroy when it flutters by.

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Carrots and pumpkins and big ripe persimmons

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Marigolds and floaties you wear while swimmin',


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Poppies you see by the Cali roadside


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These things are orange without being dyed.


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So raise your crayon or your glass of OJ,


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Sing out the praises of orange on this day.


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Tomorrow might be all yellow and green


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But you'll still remember the orange you've seen!

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Okay.  You can stop singing now.

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Really.  Stop.  You're gonna hurt yourself.

Here's the bracelet.  Enjoy!

Monday, July 26, 2010

An Ode to the Hibiscus

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You can make it into twine,
You can turn it into tea.
You can rub it on your head
Where you'd like more hair to be.

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You can blend it in a chutney,
You can mix it for a dye,
As a lotion on your booboos
You might give the leaves a try.

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It will heal cracks on your feet.
It will blend to make a beer.
It is used for making paper.
For a cough, it has no peer.

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Worn behind the ear it tells you
Who is single, who is married.
As an offering at Kali's shrine
The blooms are often carried.

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Of its fibers, wigs are fashioned,
And grass skirts that surely tickle.
Some claim it's a contraceptive.
Other make hibiscus pickle.

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It's in soft drinks. It's in water.
It can help prevent VD.
It can darken shoes and eyebrows
And cure camel sores, you see.

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But the reason that I used one
On this bracelet that I made
Is because the flower's pretty
And the beaded ones don't fade.

Non fading hibiscus flowers right here.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Lavender's Blue, Dilly Dilly

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Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are King, dilly dilly,
I shall be Queen

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Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so

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Call up your friends, dilly, dilly
Set them to work
Some to the plow, dilly dilly,
Some to the fork

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Some to the hay, dilly dilly,
Some to thresh corn
Whilst you and I, dilly dilly,
Keep ourselves warm




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Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are King, dilly dilly,
I shall be Queen


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Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so

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Here's the dilly dilly bracelet.

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Story of the White Coral Bells

Long ago and far away, when I was a Girl Scout, we used to sing a round: "White Coral Bells."  It was very pretty, and almost always sounded good... even when someone forgot to count verses and ended up accidentally solo-ing.  There are many versions you can listen to on YouTube, but I'm not attaching them because then the blog would be singing non-stop, and some of you shut the sound off and later wonder why your computer wasn't making any noise.

The song goes like this.

White coral bells

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Upon a slender stalk,

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Lillies of the Valley

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Deck my garden walk.

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Oh, don't you wish...

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That you could hear them ring?

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That will happen only...


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When the fairies sing.

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Then I heard a sound outside.  A tiny tinkling.  Could it be the fairies?

And it was.  They were singing, and all the bells were ringing until...

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... someone wandered in and sat on them.

What?  You expect a happy ending every time?

Bracelet and earrings here.  Happy ending... under the cat.

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Cat Who Circled Ankles

Once upon a time there was a princess who lived in a castle.  Life was good.  Food was plentiful.  There was always a dance or a puppet play or a book to entertain the people who lived in the kingdom.  There were always good things to eat, and plenty of wood for the fires.  The princess had a cat who she loved very much and the cat was very smart.

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Every Saturday night all the people of the kingdom would gather for a fine feast together.  Everyone prepared food to share and entertainments with which to delight each other.  They would laugh and eat and sing long into the night.  The princess enjoyed her life and was always happy.  So was the cat... though it did wish for more challenging tasks than following the princess and acting adoring.  True, there was much waste, but everything seemd fine and no one really worried.

Then, one fateful Saturday night, a wicked witch showed up at the weekly celebration. 

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When she saw all the dancing and singing, and especially the waste, it put her into a foul mood, and she cast an economic recession spell on the kingdom.  Soon the firewood became scant.  The pantry shelves were empty.  And singing and dancing just seemed too difficult.

The king decreed that everyone in his kingdom needed to work to turn the recession around.  They would grow food in gardens and recycle their rubbish to make compost.  They would stay together in small rooms and conserve heat.  They would thatch their roofs carefully to help keep warm.  Everyone obeyed, because he was the king and, in times of an economic recession spell, it just seemed like a good idea.

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The decree included the princess and her cat.  The princess was at a bit of a disadvantage here, as she had never really done anything but sing and dance and read and eat and play.  But she was willing to give all this a try.  Together, the king insisted, they would all lift the spell, and the princess was determined to do her part.

Out into the field she went, ready to raise food in her garden.  She remembered how much the villagers enjoyed roasted chickens at the feast, and so she decided to plant some eggs to make chickens.  The cat circled her legs, behind her left ankle and back around the front, and then behind her right ankle, and around the front.  She planted and planted.  But, the next week, when she checked on the eggs, she discovered they had become quite disgusting and not a single chicken had grown.  Next she tried planting fish, with similar disappointing results.  She tried digging holes and placing logs in the ground to make firewood, and she attempted to catch butterflies for butter.  With each unsuccessful attempt she wondered at her failures, and her cat circled her ankles.  With each unsuccessul attempt, the princess asked, "How many times must I do this wrong before I get it right, and lift the spell?"

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She interred rocks and bottles of wine.  She even tried growing new clothing.  The economic recession curse and her frustration continued.  Finally one day, as she terminated another unsuccesul growing experiment, she turned to her cat and once again asked, "How many times must I do this wrong before I get it right, and lift the spell?"

And finally she realized... her cat was providing the answer.  He was making an 8, over and over, circling between her ankles.

"Eight mistakes!" she cried.  "I must be close!  Soon our troubles will be over."  She started to count her mistakes: the eggs, the logs, the butterflies, the rocks, the bottles of wine, the clothing...  Quickly she planted a puppet to make a puppet show and a book to make a library.  "Our troubles are over!" she exclaimed.

The cat stopped circling briefly and gave her a look.  At first she thought it was a look of pride: she had figured out not only the message but the curse.  But as the cat sadly shook his head the princess realized the cat had not been making an 8 at all, but the symbol for infinity.

Here's the smart cat.  The princess is still out in the field.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Banishing the Economy Blues in Red

Here's the next in the series of bracelets and matching earrings for vanquishing economic recession. The philosophy is this: wouldn't it be better to give an inexpensive handmade gift to yourself or to someone you care about than mass-produced bling at the same price? It's a chance to own something artisan-crafted.

These bracelets are priced at $39.99, with free shipping. It barely covers the cost of materials, and certainly not the cost of labor or design, but it keeps the good karma going.

I just finished this set in red.

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And there are matching earrings.

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They're in my ebay store.

I am currently building a shrine to appease the evil eBay gods. It couldn't hurt. What shall we chant before it?