I Think I'll Call Him "Spot"

I found a fine Dalmatian
Wandering by the railroad station
But he led me to frustation
When I asked his derivation.



Was he white with black spot-ation,
Or a study in gradation
From his black to his gray-ation
Then to white on his fur-ation?



(Object of my consternation)

How to Be Trained by Your Dragon

The Dragon of Grindly Grun
by Shel Silverstein

I'm the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
I breathe fire as hot as the sun.
When a knight comes to fight
I just toast him on sight,
Like a hot crispy cinnamon bun.




When I see a fair damsel go by,
I just sigh a fiery sigh,
And she'd baked like a 'tater-
I think of her later
With a romantic tear in my eye.

I'm the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
But my lunches aren't very much fun,
For I like my damsels medium rare,
and they always come out well done.



Your very own dragon can be found here.  Train it quickly before it develops bad habits.