Cats Sleep Anywhere

Cats

Eleanor Farjeon (1881-1965)

Cats sleep, anywhere,

Any table, any chair

Top of piano, window-ledge,

In the middle, on the edge,

Open drawer, empty shoe,

Anybody's lap will do,

Fitted in a cardboard box,

In the cupboard, with your frocks-
Anywhere! They don't care!

Cats sleep anywhere.

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Attack of the Cutesy Kittens

No Thank You

by Shel Silverstein

No I do not want a kitten,

No cute, cuddly kitty-poo,

No more long hair in my cornflakes,

No more midnight meowing mews.

 

No more scratchin’, snarlin’, spitters,

No more sofas clawed to shreds,

No more smell of kitty litter,

No more mousies in my bed.

No I will not take that kitten—

I’ve had lice and I’ve had fleas,

I’ve been scratched and sprayed and bitten,

I’ve developed allergies.

If you’ve got an ape, I’ll take him,

If you have a lion, that’s fine,

If you brought some walking bacon,

Leave him here, I’ll treat him kind.

I have room for mice and gerbils,

I have beds for boars and bats,

But please, please take away that kitten—

Quick—‘fore it becomes a cat.

Well…it is kind of cute at that.

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~Shel Silverstein

If Not for the Cat

by Jack Prelutsky

If not for the cat,

And the scarcity of cheese,

I could be content.

Cat and Mouse charm available on etsy.

Happy Spay Day!

 All Cornerstoregoddess pet charms are spayed/neutered.

(All Cornerstoregoddess pets are, too.)

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cornerstoregoddess?section_id=8158616

Runny Babbit in the Green Woods

Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein 

Way down in the green woods 

Where the animals all play, 

They do things and they say things 

In a different sort of way- 

Instead of sayin' "purple hat," 

They all say "hurple pat." 

Instead of sayin' "feed the cat," 

They just say "ceed the fat." 

So if you say, "Let's bead a rook 

That's billy as can se," 

You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk, 

Just like mim and he.

Treen greasures from my etsy shop here, at https://www.etsy.com/shop/cornerstoregoddess

A Kitty Piku for Pi Day

A piku is a truncated haiku – as in π = 3.14. And since today is Pi Day (3/14), I had to try.

 Cats don't eat

Pie.

Look! Tuna pie!

Kitties who eat tuna pie can be found on eBay.

But pi goes on and on... so how about an extended Picu, based on 3.1459265359

Ready??

3 My kitty



1 eats
4 tuna cupcakes



1 topped
5 with juicy smelt roe.



9 She rolls the roe around and around
2 until



6 the roe have rolled away.



5 Then she looks at me



3 and meows
5 because she has no



9 rolling roe to roll and romp upon.