Runny Babbit and the Pig Barade

by Shel Silverstein

(Hooray for Totton Cails!)

Runny got to farry the clag

In the Dabbit's Ray Parade.

They dreat their bums and hew their blorns,

And oh, what a mound they sade,

Then they sang "The Sarrot Cong,"

And hopped along with Runny.

Then they had lunch and harched on mome,

All proud that they were bunnies.

Bunny Carrot Earrings here and here.

Here Comes Patricia Cottontail

She's hoppin' down the bunny trail.  She also raised the chickens, collected the eggs, and decorated them with organic dyes she created using plants she grew.  What did you expect?  She's a woman.  

Yeah, Peter gets all the credit but really he's off making wagers with the tortoise.  

But you know who's got the eggs.  

Patricia can be found in my eBay store.  Peter's down by the racetrack.