My Dog May Be a Genius

  

by Jack Prelutsky

My dog may be a genius,

and in fact there’s little doubt.

He recognizes many words,

unless I spell them out.

If I so much as whisper “walk,”

he hurries off at once

to fetch his leash…it’s evident

my dog is not a dunce.

I can’t say “food” in front of him,

I spell f-o-o-d,

and he goes wild unless I spell

his t-r-e-a-t.

But recently this tactic

isn’t working out too well.

I think my d-o-g has learned

to s-p-e-l-l.

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Ode to a Cocker Spaniel

There was a fine pup named Nathaniel,

 

The best kind of best Cocker Spaniel.

He'd fetch ball or frisbee or can-iel,

Was best friend to woman and man-iel,

Of suppertime was a great fan-iel 

And lived life according to plan-iel.

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My Dog Does Homework

by Kenn Nesbitt

My dog does my homework
at home every night.
He answers each question
and gets them all right.

There's only one problem
with homework by Rover.
I can't turn in work
that's been slobbered all over.

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