Kitty Sings the Blues

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his tail.

Saw me a mousie.  Couldn't bite his his tail.

When I catch that mousie

He'll have gone all stale.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

Tomcat at the window but my mama had me spayed.

I would bear his kittens

But my fixin's fully paid.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

Want to get some sushi and some sashimi, too.

That's why I snub kibble

And that's why I'm feelin' blue.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Had a catnip mousie.  Now it's dead and gone.

Stupid dog just ate it

And that's why I meow this song.

Had some kitty liter but my mama done changed brands.

Had some kitty littler but my mama done changed brands.

So I peed the sofa.

My mistake's on Mama's hands.

Lotsa kitty earrings.