The Schnauzer

A most lovely dog is the Schnauzer.
He'll rarely leave fur on your trouser.
He's known as a prey dog
And might chase your warthog.
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The Schnauzer loves all things familial.
With strangers he'll never keep still-ial.
He'll bark and he'll fuss
'Til they get on the bus
And the family's had all their fill-ial.

Some Schnauzers are called kinder-watchers:
Attentive.  Not shameless debauchers
They'll eyeball your tot,
Keep him far from things hot.
As sitters they're rated top notchers.

If you want a dog who is frisky
And always stays out of your whiskey,
You might try a Schnauzer
'Cause he's no carouser
Unlike, say, a Basset, who's risky.

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