Runny Babbit's Rig Bomance

~by Shel Silverstein



"Runny's Rig Bomance"



Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.



He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."



Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"



But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.



You can find a runny babbit or two here.