Kitty's List for Santa

Dear Santa,



I have been a good cat this year.  I only torment the dog when he deserves it.  I always fluff the roll of toilet paper in the morning.  And I always go close to the litter box when I have to go.  Please bring me:



a bale of catnip (preferably organic)
three mousies to chase
five dead mousies to leave on pillows
gift certificate for a sushi meal
a case of cat food in little cans with only the gravy and none of that yucky stuff underneath
a brown paper shopping bag (life hasn't been the same since we went to reusable bags)
a dog's tail, without the dog attached
a bowl shaped like a toilet for my drinking water



I promise to leave you a bowl of milk and some liver treats when you come.

Love,

Fluffy Muffin



Fluffy Muffin's bracelet can be found here.