Watch Out for Low-Flying Sky Cats

If birds could pounce
And cats could fly




How crazy it would be.




We'd call the fire department
When our bird went up a tree.



We'd bell the bird
And salt the the tail




Of any passing cat




Who was in need of catching
While the birdies stalked a rat.



We'd feed the worms to pussy gato,
Tuna to the tweeter.
Nests would be built of fur and then
No birdie'd need a heater.



Kitty cats would turn their heads
To watch us with one eye.
And let's not even think how cats
Would pelt us from the sky.

Sky cats here.