An elephant sleeps standing up.
It's easy to see why.
What bed could hold this pachyderm?
A Serta wouldn't try.
What mattress best would fit a snoring
Four ton pachyderm?
Not even Tempur-Pedic
With its deluxe extra firm.
But if, perchance, this pachyderm,
This yawning elephant
Decides he wants your memory foam
Will you say, "Well, you can't!"?
Elephants available for beaded interviews right here.
